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Who wants to see Batman in IMAX with me? RAISE YOUR HAND!

One time I was working at a job binding wedding photography books together in the photographer’s house. He has two sons and their room is right next to the office. I heard one of them playing with action figures by himself and in the midst of the punching sound and grunting sounds that little boys make when playing with action figures he said: “Your DAD is BATMAN?!!”

Then later that day the other son was walking down the hall muttering to himself under his breath. The only word I heard him say was a sort of mildly astonished, “…diamonds!