“Hello Every One”

This is the very first entry of a blog that I am writing.

Here is the very first story: The other day I was making telescopes with a telescope maker for money. The telescope we were making was for a Hawaiian science-type person. The making of the telescope required that I crawl inside an enormous oven with a tube in my hand that was connected to a large industrial vacuum.

Here is the very second story: A few weeks ago, I was walking down the streets of “Fish Town” with the visiting New Jersey resident “Lonnie Smith”. He is brother to my girlfriend and to my roommate and friend, the famed idiot savant Andy Smith. Lonnie and I noticed that the sign that greets you upon entrance of “Fish Town” says “FISHTOWN ‘WELCOMES YOU’ ” Please notice that the phrase “Welcomes You” is in quotes. This means that the sign is quoting Charles Dickens, the person who gave Fish Town its name while on a visit there, or they are being sarcastic. The latter is more likely, given the situations of NON-WELCOME Andy, Scott, and I have experienced during our time there. Here are quotes:

“EXCUSE ME! YOU’RE PATHETIC!”

“HEY CLOWN BOY!”

“HE HIDEOUS!”

“FAGGOT!” (27 and counting)

Ect.

I will stop bloviating right now. Wait. Is bloviating a word? Please tell me. I have seen it in no dictionary, but became interested when I heard the famous jackass Bill O’Reily use it in reference to Barack Obama. I have found it on certain Lawyer-Related webpage sites, but never on any definitive source. Please help me decide. For now, Here is a photograph of famed animator Scott Gelber and Hunter taken long ago.